“The doctor says, ‘You see that right there, that little grain of rice? That’s the baby. You see this other little grain of rice over here? That’s the other baby.’ I was like ‘What.‘ I started laughing hysterically. I just laughed out loud, I couldn’t believe it. And that’s how I found out I was having twins.” –Jennifer Lopez
“No one told me I would be coming home in diapers, too.” –Chrissy Teigen
“There’s a whole birthing plan, but what is the plan other than to get it out? I mean, there isn’t an option to kind of keep it in, is there? So I’m assuming my plan is to get it out. But apparently, there’s more to the plan than that. I don’t know what that is.” –Keira Knightly
“Stop saying ‘we’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant. Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady hole? No.” –Mila Kunis
“People always say that pregnant women have a glow,” she says. “And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death. I think they just tell pregnant women they’re glowing to make them feel good about themselves.” –Jessica Simpson
“When I look to the far future and decide to have kids, I need to have a million girls.” –Kylie Jenner before her pregnancy with Stormi
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